Saturday, December 26, 2009
Okay dilemma at 12 midnight.
Tomorrow I have to do tonnes of things, including accompanying my mum to the hair salon and stuff and later in the evening, go to Melissa's christmas party.
And I have to practice driving. BECAUSE MY INSTRUCTOR IS PURE EVIL.
I shall type bits of my conversation here.
INS: Your theory good anot?
ME: Er, okay la. (I mean, I passed with a 46/50 in 9 minutes out of the alloted 45...)
INS: Your theory must good you know after you go kill people go fighting you will go to makhamah (court) and they will see your driving certificate locked in JPA (Public Transport Authority) one you know.
ME: Er, ok.
INS: You know your parents paid a lot of money for the seminar, RM 80, 6 hours of information. You better remember all your theory properly otherwise you get kosong (zero), fail.
ME: Er, ok...
INS: You go already must learn something after you got kill people got accident then you go to makhamah and all.
ME: Er, I skipped the 11 hour thing.
INS: Why you skip???
ME: Because I have to take the license early since I have to go overseas. (BECAUSE YOUR BLOODY INSTITUTE GAVE ME A CHOICE DAMMIT)
INS: Okay, now I ask you; when you press clutch?
ME: To change gear?
INS: Fail! You press clutch to stop the car and change gear! Very important one! After you dunno how to stop the car you get into accident then kill people.
ME: Okay, sorry.
INS: Now I see your theory very bad. So I must teach you now.
ME: Okay...
INS: Now I ask you. What do you do to get P license?
ME: Er, take theory. Sit for amali six hour lecture. Then a five hour lecture. Then practical,.?
INS: Fail! There's three bahagian (parts). Bahagian satu, theory, five hour lecture plus six hour amali. Eleven hours total. Then bahagian dua pass three parts; parking, bukit (hill), and belok tiga penjuru (three point turn). Then third section jalan raya. Remember???
ME: Okay...
INS: I ask you again. How many types of saman are there?
ME: Er, I dunno.
INS: FAIL! How are you going to drive car like that? After you go kill people then the makhamah will see your certificate locked up in JPA. There are five types! Jabatan Pengangkutan Awam, Polis Diraja, ???, ekor and aduan.
ME: Er, okay.
Other stuff he asked.
1. Brake
2. Hazard lights
3. Mirrors
4. Mini sections in jalan raya
5. Other theory stuff that isn't in the book..... T_T_T_T_T_T
OMG SO TRAUMATISING.
AND THIS INFO RIGHT.
NOT IN THE BLOODY BOOK THEY GIVE US.
(and according to friends, was not in any of the lectures either)
(AND isn't required in the actual exam!)
I was so scared la, I mean, first time driving a car and all and I got so terribly scolded. Really felt like crying.
So.
Planning to go practise with my brother's car first BEFORE another session on Sunday since he said "You are very clumsy. Steering and clutch very bad."
I'm like, WHAT ELSE IS THERE.
And I circled a housing estate like 99999999 times during the two hour lesson.
So,
Back to my dilemma.
Should I go for Melissa's church party or should I practise driving to prevent myself from being murdered on Sunday.
Or should I just try to squash some practice time on Sunday afternoon.
I DUNNO LA.
And when I was driving, it RAINED. SUPER UNLUCKY WEI.
I only feel better because Vincent suffered the same fate.
WHAT TO DO.
12:16 AM
